Hey, i am a portuguese girl and my name is Inês. I'm in love with the Beatles and Monty Python.
- the four of them used to having wanking circles and they usually called out names like brigette bardot and john yelled out winston churchill
- a cray hippie was sitting on john’s lawn and he was hungry so john invited him in and like gave him a feast
- john used to cuddle with cyn on the couch and watch tv with her after julian went to bed
- when they found out that they were going to be on the ed sullivan show paul was like pILLOW FIGHT and john was like ur immature lmao and went back to sipping his wine then when paul turned his back john hit him in the back of the head w a pillow and started a pillow fight
- during the lost weekend john got drunk af and went into the girls bathroom and was like bRUH and stuck maxi pads to his forehead
- across from pete shotton’s house there was a big plot of land that pete and john used to play in and all of the sudden houses started going up there and john and pete were like B( but they tried to play there anyway and there was a grumpy old construction worker and john was like lmao i got a plan and so the port o potty didn’t have a roof for some reason and it was against a stone fence so pete and john got a big bucket of dirt and poured it on the guy while he was in there and the guy ran out without his pants on lmao